Alas poor iMac!


It’s finally happened my beloved iMac has died and , looking at the LEDs on the board I can conclude she died  quickly of a logic board failure. So much for Apple making machines that cost more but last longer and make a better investment. Truth be told, in recent years Apple has not had a stellar record with me in terms of quality. In the old days I would buy an Apple computer like an Apple IIc or even the original Macintosh and the thing would run till it was a technological anachronism. I remember resurrecting my IIc 16 years after I bought it and it booted up and worked faithfully but not so with the new and “improved” Apple.  My first iBook suffered the  same failure that many did and I had to take it in to have it repaired under the extended warranty service. Good for Apple for extending the warranty but bad that I am sure they did so because a massive lawsuit was looming since it was caused by  a manufacturing defect. I subsequently sold it and I understand it died because the same problem arose. This embarassed me since I sold it to a friend and made me wonder about the consistency of Apple products.

While I owned the iBook I was captivated by the new ( well, then it was) flat panel iMac G5 and ran out and bought it. I knew in my heart that buying anything that Apple has just introduced was a foolish move but I went ahead. Three months later my beautiful 17″ iMac was suffering a weird collection of symptoms that was also ( based on the web)  shared by gazillions of her compatriates…a logic board failure caused by bad capacitors. Again, Apple extended the warranty ( faced with a massive lawsuit) and she was duly fixed.  She worked well and earned me money writing for about four years until about a week ago when she just died unexpectedly from a non-capacitor failure. I loved her and I pray ( as an atheist) that she is in a better place..perhaps Bonaire. Given that much of my life is on her I was a bit upset but thanks to the lax organ donor  situation as applies to Macs I was able to rescue my work by placing her hard drive in an enclosure.  It is all too sad. She was a wonderful creature and i will miss her terribly but thanks to Apple fixing her will cost far more than a replacement computer.  I am thus left typing this on a pre-Jobs  G4 that we all know as Sybil. She has now lived way past her lifespan but is chugging along fine running OS X 10.4 Tiger. To see my amazement you can note her specs :

Machine Name:    Power Mac G4
Machine Model:    PowerMac3,4
CPU Type:    PowerPC G4  (11.3)
Number Of CPUs:    2
CPU Speed:    533 MHz
L2 Cache (per CPU):    1 MB
Memory:    768 MB
Bus Speed:    133 MHz

Ancient indeed, but working just like Tinkerbell my Powerbook ( who is having her own problems but they will be fixed shortly).  I am now happy that I had that hobby hacker urge to stop Sybil from facing an imminent and  undignified demise.

I will head to Toronto shortly to see my family and maybe buy another Mac or ..shudder…contemplate  buying a Windoze or..much less shuddering…Linux computer. I  confess that I now love OS X almost as much as I love OS 9 ( which I still use…talk about blazing speed). Can I handle worrying about viruses? Most likely not. Can I handle the ease of having everything integrated so I can drag and drop from any programme to another? Probably not as well. Most likely Apple will win again and I will buy a Macbook Air or a Macbook Pro  but I will never stop feeling I am suffering from Stockholm syndrome. In these  trying economic times do I really want to tie myself to something that makes me pay a premium for every upgrade or accessory? I dunno but I know that the dark side is very dark. I may well do so.

c6443lbc61051_v1In other news I have finally given in to age and admitted that they say..”my arms are not long enough” to read printed text. I have fought it bravely for years but being unable to see the calorie content of items at the supermarket and being presented with forms to complete at work which seemed like a blur to me has resulted in me heading to the optician and getting a test and now glasses. It seems that my vision has gone from 20/20 or better to 20/25 but I am sure age has nothing to do with my astigmatism. After a chat with the experts they fitted me out with glasses that cost about $1000 CAN because being a TV presenter I had to have the non-glare option and I am now wearing something called progressive lenses. They are the equivalent of a 6 martini lunch.

While I like the idea of a 6 martini lunch I have to say these suckers take a lot of getting used to. I was not told by Carters Optical that I was essentially wearing a tri-focal lens that requires me to adjust my brain to steering my eyes to a special point on the lens depending on what I am doing. Reading involves looking down without  moving my head, working on my computer involves using the middle part of the lens ( but don’t turn you head or the screen turns into a trapezoid)  and driving or walking involves such contortions that I cannot reasonably explain here. I am trying to get used to them but on a recent walk to HiLo from work I had to stop because I had the feeling I was 20 feet tall and the sidewalk was falling away from my feet.  It is only 4 days but I hope it gets better.

I wore the glasses on camera for the first time today with my guest Dr. Joth Singh of the Environmental Management Authority and the general consensus was that they made me look “more intelligent”. I am disturbed by the implication.

More troubling still, I now realize that everyone’s facial skin is far worse that I thought. Who knew that glasses ( albeit in the rather nice frames I wear – see above)  would result in me seeing so many blemishes.


4 Comments to “Alas poor iMac!”

  1. Sorry to hear about the demise of ‘her indoors’. She was a faithful companion over the years by all accounts! If you can face slumming it with the us Windoze people, I can recommend a netbook as they’re cheap and cheerful and very much a take-anywhere machine. Mine is the Samsung NC10 (10″ screen) which is about £300.

    Oh, glasses eh? I haven’t been to the optician since 2003 and I do worry that when next I go – glasses may be on the cards. We’ll see.

    Enjoy Canada – love it there myself!

  2. Thanks Milo ..I have rescued her memory so that is ok..maybe if I buy another Mac I can clone the drive and boot back into my own comfortable world. I was actually thinking of buying a netbook since Apple offers nothing so portable and I love portability. The Macbook Air is light but I could not imagine settling for one USB port in my firewire and multiple USB device world. I saw an HP Mini I actually thought was quite sexy looking. We shall see…I value your advice.

  3. Don’t listen to Milo: he will lure you back to Windows Hades and laugh at your frustration as things freeze and crash and other diabolical things happen that we can also blame on Microsoft. My iBook had exactly the same problem recently and I just shelled out the $2700 to replace it. Not cheap, but think of the money you will save on face and brow lifts because you didn’t spend fifty years of your life looking askance at the blue screen of death or rubbing your forehead in despair while you rebooted.

    As for glasses, I am jealous. I always wanted them, never needed them and couldn’t quite bring myself to buy a fake pair.

  4. Thanks Sven. I was accused by another friend of toying with crossing over to the dark side as well. Truth be told I am so invested in Apple programmes I am almost without a choice of staying with Macs.

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